Cold Copper Tears Worth a Try

My rating is 3 out of 5 stars.
This is the third novel in Glen Cook’s Garrett P.I. series, where our hero is a private investigator in a fantasy world. Garrett is an ex-military guy, who doesn’t go looking for trouble but always seems to find it. While this wasn’t the best of the series, Cold Cooper Tears was still a solid novel with enough humor, surprises, and interesting plot lines to keep you turning the pages.
Basically, this story begins when Garrett gets approached by a beautiful damsel in distress named Jill Craight. (Garrett getting hired by a cute chic what are the odds?) Naturally, she needs Garret’st help for a routine job: find out who has been breaking into her apartment and why.
Sounds pretty easy doesn’t it? That is exactly what Garrett believes.
Unfortunately, things immediately get complicated when a Magister Peridont comes by, wanting to hire Garrett to locate some religious relics, which have walked away. Since Garrett isn’t a religious sort of guy – and he is naturally lazy never forget – he respectfully declines. Of course that doesn’t keep things from spiraling downward, and Garrett finds himself being attacked by a gang called the Vampires. This leads our investigator to contact an old friend Maya, who is the leader of a gang called Doom, for advice. From Maya, Garrett learns that his client, Jill, was a former member of Doom and that she is a chronic liar. With Maya in tow and Garrett suitable confused as usual, the story begins in earnest.
What happens next is classic Garrett. He bumbles around without the first clue as to what is going on or who to investigate. He will find a clue here, a dead body there, stumble upon long forgotten bad guys out to murder him, and then spend most of his time drinking beer and attempting not to go home alone. Along the way, a reader is peppered with Garrett’s wit and wisdom about people and life without you even realizing he is doing it.
Almost anything Glen Cook writes to me is worth reading, and Cold Copper Tears is no exception. Now, it won’t give you an epiphany about life, but it will entertain you for more than a few hours. And really isn’t that what P.I. books are all about: entertainment.
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Brokedown Palace More Political Than Fantastical

My rating is 1 out of 5 stars.
Brokedown Palace is a fantasy fable, as told by Stephen Brust.
The tale itself is set in the Dragaeran world of Vlad Taltos in the human (Easterner) kingdom of Fenario, which borders the land of Faerie (Dragaera). Legend tells that mighty Fenarr established the land and brought it peace by riding a Taltos horse (talking horse) across the mountains into Faerie, where he took up the magic sword Allam, and forced the lords of Faerie to swear to leave his people alone forever. (Of course, another view of the legend of Fenarr is found in The Phoenix Guards, where we see him from the Faerie (Dragaera) view point.)
If you are interested in reading this book because it is set in Brust’s Dragaera, I would feel remiss in not pointing out that – while the dragaera are mentioned at various times in the story – they have little part in the actual plot of this tale. So be forewarned.
The majority of the action in Brokedown Palace takes place within the confines of the actually Palace of the Fenario Kings, which has become a crumbling ruin. There King Laszlò, the oldest of four brothers, rules in his father’s stead, aware of the decay of his home but steadfastly determined to maintain the status quo. With him resides his three brothers: Prince Andor, the second oldest, is a man seeking meaning in his life; Prince Vilmos is a giant of a man, endowed with physical strength and limited intellect – or so it seems; and lastly, Miklòs, who is the deep thinker of the family.
Our tale begins with Miklòs and King Laszlò having argued, and the younger brother throwing himself into the mighty river beside the palace to save his life. The younger brother miraculously survives his watery flight, is found by a taltos horse like his ancient forefather was, and is taken into the land of Faerie.
After several years, Miklòs grows weary of his life in Faerie and longs to go back to his riverside home, so one day he leaves his master’s lands and does just that.
When he gets there, of course, it does not live up to Miklòs’ memories, and he finds that the joy of his reappearance among his brothers is mingled with suspicion of him. This wariness a byproduct of the growth of a mysterious tree in his long vacated rooms.
Soon, Miklòs finds himself clashing with his brother the king yet again. Now though – armed with the power of Faerie, a taltos horse, and a mission for change – he will not flee his home, but is determined to transform the palace for the better. The remainder of the tale concerns itself with this struggle for change and the mysterious tree.
For those wishing to try this story, you need to keep several things in mind: one funny and one serious.
The funny item first. Supposedly, the title of the novel, the “tall tales” in the book as well as the names of places and things were all inspired by the Grateful Dead. On the Dead’s American Beauty album, there is a song titled “Brokedown Palace”, which talks about returning to a riverside home a different person after a long journey. As for the “tall tales,” an example of the Dead’s influence can be seen in the story of the boy trying to win the Princess, where he meets the Demon Goddess in three guises: one twice his age, one twice his height, and one twice his weight. Those three forms are specifically mentioned in the Dead song “I Need a Miracle.” And an example of the Grateful Dead’s influence on place names is clearly seen by Cukros Elofa, which – supposedly – is Hungarian for Sugar Magnolia: another track on the Dead’s American Beauty album. So basically, the whole novel can be viewed as a tribute, of sorts, to the Grateful Dead.
Now, the more serious thing to keep in mind. This is not a standard fantasy novel, but is more correctly labeled a folk tale, or fable.
As most of you are aware, a fable is a fictional story that generally “features animals, mythical creatures, plants, inanimate objects or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized (given human qualities such as verbal communication), and that illustrates or leads to an interpretation of a moral lesson (a “moral”), which may at the end be added explicitly in a pithy maxim.” Wikipedia. A “maxim” is a wise saying, “especially one intended to advise or recommend a course of conduct.” Wikipedia. And this is exactly what Brust is writing: a fable regarding the inevitable societal clash between the old status quo and the new.
Indeed, in this novel, Brust uses everything as an allegory for society as a whole. The palace itself is the sociopolitical status quo, which is aging and showing signs of decay. King Laszlò is the stagnant dominant class, attempting to maintain the status quo. The government of this status quo is represented by the magical sword, Allam. Prince Miklòs represents the Proletariat, who are subordinate but demanding that change takes place. Prince Andor is the representation of religious adherents (he is shown as a follower of the Demon Goddess: the land’s patron deity) and is portrayed as ignorant, gluttonous, and lacking motivation to discover the truth on his own. The wizard Sandor is the religious leader, who rules over Andor (religious adherents) and influences the ruling elite so as to maintain power. Prince Vilmos represents the majority of society: fully of mighty strength yet slow to respond to change and bound tightly in its loyalty to tradition. Bolk, the taltos horse, is the voice of reason/science, prodding his student, Miklòs, toward a revolutionary upheaval. And the mysterious “tree” is the evolution of a sociopolitical change, which the dominant class wishes to contain or destroy.
Naturally, all these divergent interests take sides and struggle among themselves throughout the book, as would be expected, because – according to Karl Marx – history is nothing but a constantly class struggle and social upheaval.
Now, am I saying this “fable” Brust has given his readers is nothing but a literary device to expound the virtues of revolution or Marxism?
Some people view it as such, but I suppose it can be read as merely an entertaining novel – if you overlook the lack of anything happening. Because the majority of this book is focused on a palace crumbling down and the brothers taking sides whether to destroy a tree growing out of it. Quite simply, that is what the story is about.
I personally find allegorical stories boring, especially ones where the story is about nothing but the sociopolitical message of the writer. Unfortunately, there is practically no way to read Brokedown Palace without being slapped in the face over and over again with the philosophical message that Brust is expounding.
Allow me to give a few, simple examples of this.
One of the first steps in Miklòs change for the better at his palace home is the destruction of religion. Naturally, there is no way to solve the decrepit edifices issues without the kingdom’s patron goddess being destroyed, or at least, that is what Miklòs trusty, taltos horse, Bolk, advises him.
“But – the Goddess. You can’t be serious.” (Miklòs)
“Have I ever been anything else, dear master?” (Bolk)
“But how? How can I fight the Goddess?”
“It is what I am for.”
“But you said you couldn’t-”
“I cannot. You can. I shall be your weapon.”
“But what will it gain us?”
“It will remove a powerful weapon from those who wish to
destroy the tree. It is the Goddess who inspires them against it. Without her, much of their will to fight will be gone.”
And when Miklòs and Blok finally set out to destroy the goddess, they go to the palace’s central courtyard, where her statue resides. Once there, our young prince contemplates the nature of his former god, specifically her statue, and wonders if his planned deicide is “. . . a desecration or perhaps the expression of a sick perversion?”
Thus, this scene – which seems out of place in the flow of events – allows Brust to explain to his readers that the appropriate methods to destroy religion – and thereby aid revolution – is either by desecrating its message or perverting it. Desecration being a violent disrespect or degradation of its tenets until no one feels it is worthy of belief anymore. While perversion is merely the act of altering something from its original meaning, misapplying its rules, or misrepresenting the true meaning. By doing either thing, religion’s influence on society will be nullified.
With the goddess dealt with, Miklòs must destroy the Palace (sociopolitical status quo), and so Brust’s avatar of the proletariat begins to manipulate his brother Vilmos (bulk of society), attempting to persuade him to join in this destruction (revolution).
“What is it you want, right now, more than anything?” (Miklòs)
“What I want? To keep my norska (children) safe?” (Vilmos)
Miklòs nodded, as if that were the answer he’d been expecting. “Good. The danger to the norska is the Palace (societal status quo), isn’t it?” Vilmos nodded. “Then the way to save them is to make it so the Palace isn’t a danger anymore.”
“Ha!” said Vilmos. “Easily said. I have been working for the
last two days to-”
“I know. But listen, Vili, remember the tree in my old room
and how you couldn’t make yourself destroy it? . . . “
”There are those who wish to destroy it (the tree). The chief
among them was the Demon Goddess.” (Miklòs)
. . . “She, like Laszlò, wished to leave the Palace standing
rather than replace it, even though it has become a danger to us all. . . If we leave it standing, it will collapse upon us.”
When Andor (religious adherents) hears this manipulation of Vimos by fear mongering, he intervenes, but Miklòs stops him by stating the following:
“. . . From as far back as I remember, you have been looking for something to make life meaningful for you. Time after time, you have failed. Why? Maybe it isn’t something you have been doing wrong, as we’ve all been thinking it was. Maybe there just isn’t any way to find out who you are, when everywhere you turn you are surrounded by either the collapse of your home or desperate efforts to hold back this destruction.
“But I have another alternative for you: embrace it. Embrace the collapse of all we’ve lived with and work to create something better in its place.”
Naturally, Andor responds by asking a simple question: “How, better? You’ve been saying what is wrong with the Palace (societal status quo), but how do I know that what you want to replace it with is better?”
Miklòs responds by stating that: “Whether it is better or worse than what we have now matters not in the least.”
Revolution for revolutions sake, I suppose?
In any event, I have read some reviews that compare this novel to Animal Farm by George Orwell, and I believe it is a fair assessment. Brokedown Palace is obviously Brust’s attempt “with full consciousness of what he (is) doing, “to fuse political purpose and artistic purpose into one whole” Why I Write by George Orwell. However, here Brust is holding up revolution, or Marxism if you will, as the hope of society – not a failed experiment.
With that being said, I do not believe most fantasy fans of Mr. Brust swashbuckling Vlad Taltos or Khaavren Romances will enjoy this book. But obviously, Brokedown Palace was not written for those type of readers. It is penned for those who love analyzing a story for all the possible allegorical meanings hidden within every sentence and paragraph.
So if you need a novel to discuss with your book club and have already dissected Animal Farm, pick up Brokedown Palace. It might make you *YAWN* in its arguments in favor of Marxism, but you can spend lots of time discussing its flawed logic.
Wounded Warrior Fizzled

My rating is 1 out of 5 stars.
A Vietnam vet lives alone in the country. He seems normal enough, but he has a secret you see: there is a door in his home that opens onto another world.
This portal to the other place is his most guarded secret understand.
Our Nam survivor once had numerous life-threatening illnesses. The kind that would eat away at you from the inside out, leaving a man a drooling shell of himself. He had beaten the odds and survived though, just like he had done in Nam. Except this time his survival was more than luck or caution, but the arrangement he made with those he had discovered on the other side of the door.
His part of their bargain is simple really: periodically someone must pass through the door into the other world.
Just a small thing. Not even hard to accomplish.
There are always those people confused about their place in this world, desperately seeking something magical. Those people respond to the advertisements he runs. Usually, they seem to be war veterans like him except from Iraq or Afghanistan, and many times they are addicted to the fantastical computer games indulged in by the younger generation. Every one of them eager to leave this dreary “normalcy” of the modern world for something fantastical.It is these people who find their way to his home and voluntarily go through the door, never to return again.
Who is he to say they meet a horrid end?
How would he even know.
But what he does know is that his latest victi . . . volunteer has arrived, eager to begin his journey, and once he steps through the doorway, the illness will be kept at bay for a while longer. For that miracle, a few strangers disappearing forever is not too high a price to pay.
Wouldn’t you agree?
Sounded like a pretty good story to me. At least, that is what I thought when I downloaded it. In fact, I got a bit psyched about reading it, hoping for a diamond in the rough discovery. When I actually tried to read this e-book however, I only got through the first couple chapters before I deleted it from my e-reader. The writing was atrocious. The plot was high on potential and low on delivery. A good story idea soon became banished to the refuse heap of my life.
Oh well. You win some you lose some I guess
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From Man to Man Great Introduction to New Series

My rating is 3 out of 5 stars.
When I sampled this short story, I was in the process of reading David Gemmell’s Troy series, so that type of epic fantasy writing was what I was accustom to. Imagine my surprise when I found “From Man to Man” as a free download and discovered an indie author writing a fantasy tale with that same sort of realistic action and characters. I was absolutely amazed and excited, especially since this was just a teaser for his upcoming series Wroge Elements.
The story here centers on Draven Reinhardt: an accomplished warrior, former mercenary (At least that was my assumption based on clues) and loving husband/father. Draven is attempting to abandon his bloodletting ways and settle down as an average, salt of the earth villager. Naturally, our former mercenary struggles to fit in, let alone hold down a job. I mean, he is great at cutting down trees with his axe, even though he swings it more like he is cleaving necks than branches, but how many trees does a small village really need cut?
Not enough for Draven to take care of his family unfortunately. So when a chance to make a little extra coin comes his way, our merc turned villager finds himself in a horrible situation. For on one hand, he has made a promise to his wife that he will never go back to his old ways, but on the other, he knows he will never be able to survive as a normal villager, because his best work skill is killing other men. That is the moral dilemma examined here.
Draven’s decision and its consequences progress on from there, and Mr. Emrys spins a very entertaining yarn out of it, twisting our warrior villager this way and that as he tries to be true to his promise but also take care of his family. Added to this a reader is presented with a realistic setting (though the world building is very short) as well as one action scene at the end of the tale, where Mr. Emrys excels at presenting a rousing and intense struggle without overdoing the details. So all in all, this is an entertaining short story as well as a great primer for Emrys’ Wroge Elements series.
Highly recommended!
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THE GATEWAY (HARBINGER OF DOOM) by GLENN G. THATER
My rating is 2 out of 5 stars.
This Beowulf-inspired tale begins near the city of Dor Eotrus, which lays in a northern land that is more than a little Viking-esque. These northerners are fiercely independent, believing their more “civilized” neighbors are weak and pride themselves on their prowess in battle. So when a strange mist begins rolling outward from a mysterious, dark circle in the nearby forest, the old king, his fast friends and their trusted, war veterans sally forth to investigate the bloodcurdling shrieks which are emanating from it every night.
No matter these heroes confidence in their battle prowess however, what they find within the watery enbrace of the night is more than they were expecting. Indeed, the horrors which await them have not been seen by men for many ages of the world, and when it’s presence is made known, can even the king and his friends vaulted might with steel and magic save the world from its dark embrace?
Who can tell, because the mist covers all, hiding the fate of the king’s party from his people.
As the king fails to return, those left behind in Dor Eotrus worry as to his party’s fate. They do not realize yet what lies concealed by the mist, and even though they prepare for the worst, they each cling to the faint hope that perhaps their beloved king and his warriors still lie within the misty shroud, lost or fighting the evil that must reside therein. And it is this thought which spures the princes to sally forth to their father’s rescue.
Naturally, this is when our mysterious Beowulf-like warrior named Theta appears.
Lord Theta, and his squire Dolan, ride into Dor Eotrus as if on cue. Theta is a mighty man of war with ancient armor, weapons and wisdom encompsing both forbidden knowledge and magic. Dolan is an average warrior, but one who has followed his lord through many strange conflicts and seen many mysterious things, which have made him greater than he otherwise would have been.
Upon arrival at the mist besieged city, these two strangers are immediately taken into the confidence of the king’s son and his remaining advisors without any questions or doubts. Once ensconced there, Theta proves himself to be the strong and silent type, and though it is obvious that he knows what his new friends are about to face, he never warns them of their danger. Thus, the group heads into the mist and unto the dark circle in the woods with no one but Theta and perhaps Dolan understanding what is about to tranpire.
The story that follows is a good, old-fashioned monster bash, as our group of heroes follow the enigmatic Lord Theta into the magical vortex powering the mist. Swords are blooded, skulls are bashed, and Lord Theta never has to say much of anything.
This e-book (novella) is okay at best. However, it has significant problems.
One, the author spends chapters and chapters in the beginning updating a reader on the history of the land and the buildings in Dor Eotrus; none of which is at all relevant to the story. Two, once the true plot begins to take shape, it just sputters out toward the end. Boom! Lord Theta kills a bunch of monsters, story is over, and we are ready for the sequels.
So be forewarned!
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Black God’s War Is Worthy

My rating is 3 out of 5 stars.
This novella is a great beginning to Mr. Siregar’s career. The Black God’s War has it all: interesting characters, mysterious gods, warring kingdoms, and twisting and turning plots. For those reasons alone, you should pick this book up and give it a try.
For me personally, my favorite parts of the novella resolved around Rezzia and her pantheon of gods, especially Lucia’s haunting by the Rezzia God of the Underworld. This plotline caught my attention from the first pages and held it throughout the rest of the work.
The other major conflict in this book is Rezzia and Pawelon’s eternal war with one another. Two, opposing cultures clashing together for generations at a mighty fortress. One nation bent on the annihilation of the other. While Mr. Siregar spends a great deal of novella presenting this conflict, the “war” serves more as a canvas upon which he can sketch the main characters personal conflicts, rather than a earth shaking struggle such as Lord of the Rings, so the battles before this Pawelon fortress never rise to the gripping drama of Tolkien’s Helms Deep. I personally believe the major problem here was that a reader is told the two nations hate one another, but you never understand why.
The only other complaints I had with this novella were that Pawelon magic was not explained sufficiently, and that the ending was too neat and tidy a wrap up of all problems. I personally hate plots or character conflicts left danging, but you can’t fix it all in two or three pages; life just doesn’t work out that neatly.
While I only gave this book a 3 star rating, I want to be clear that I enjoyed it. As is pretty evident by my ratings, I am stingy about giving 4-5 star ratings, so a 3 star rating is not a statement that a book is to be avoided. On the contrary, I would encourage people to read The Black God’s War.
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ROMULUS BUCKLE & THE CITY OF THE FOUNDERS

Romulus Buckle & the City of the Founders by Richard Ellis Preston, Jr.
Genre: Steampunk
Series: Chronicles of the Pneumatic Zeppelin #1
Publisher: 47North (July 2, 2013)
Author Information: Website | Twitter
Length: 446 pages
My Rating: 4 out of 5 stars.
Zeppelins!
The image of those huge, silvery-skinned dirigibles drifting above the earth with a cloud-filled sky as a backdrop has always captured my imagination. Honestly, I’m not ashamed to say I have purchased several books just because they had a zeppelin on the cover: Michael Moorcock’s The War Lord of the Air being one of them. So, when I ran upon Romulus Buckle & the City of the Founders, I knew I had to read this novel.
From the first sentence, Mr. Preston gave me what I had always longed for in a zeppelin story: an adventure where the dirigible is the star of the show. Now, do not misunderstand, there are many interesting characters, suspenseful plot lines, and intriguing historical tidbits in this novel, but the Pneumatic Zeppelin absolutely steals the show in my opinion.
Our steam powered lady drifts across the skies of this steampunk world in all her glory, capturing one’s attention in the same manner that the Starship Enterprise does in Star Trek. And as a reader learns how she is built, how she is flown, how her captain and crew adore her, and how she fights, the Pneumatic Zeppelin blazes brighter than a hydrogen balloon on fire!
And like her spacefaring counterpart the Enterprise, this mighty ship also has a man who cherishes her above all mortal caresses; this man being one Romulus Buckle, who is cut from the same swashbuckling cloth as one James Tiberius Kirk. Indeed, from the first page, a reader understands that ”Romulus Buckle (i)s an airman, a zeppelin pilot, to be exact, or to be less exact, in the local slang, a gasbag gremlin, a dirigible driver, a balloon goose, an air dog, or whatever moniker any lazybrat might cook up in his gin-stewed cerebellum.” He is young, dashing, handy with a saber, and without a doubt married to the lady of his dreams: the Pneumatic Zeppelin, and as the story begins, he is a man on a life-and-death mission with his trusty crew in tow.
For in this post-apocalyptic world, the men of the Snow World – the old California – are divided into clans, fight never-ending skirmishes against each other, and attempt to live their short lives to the utmost before a quick death descends upon them. But now, something unheard of has occurred, as the “fogsuckers,” or the Founders if you will, have kidnaped Balthazar Crankshaft and several other clan leaders from a peace conference. This upsets the delicate balance of power in the Palisades, leaves all the clans feeling vulnerable, and has brought the Snow World unto the brink of all out war.
With the Founders not explaining their actions, the other clans are left to assume that their mysterious neighbors intend to finish what they began decades before: bring to heel all the clans around them and thereby fulfill the original “Founders” ancient desire to reshape human civilization.
But wait!
Before the “fogsuckers” can unleash their dreadful plans, Romulus and the Pneumatic Zeppelin are dispatched to set things right. They will attempt the impossible: pass through the walls of poisonous gas that surrounds the Founder’s city of old Los Angeles, breach the Founders’ legendary defenses, and snatch Balthazar out from under their very noses. The whole of the Crankshaft Clan believes the Pneumatic Zeppelin can accomplish this; the zeppelin’s crew is ready to lay down their lives for this task; and Romulus Buckle is willing to sacrifice everyone – including his own dearly loved airship – if that is what it takes to rescue Balthazar!
The adventure that follows is well-worth a reader’s time. There are “blackbang powder” musket battles, sword fights, dirigible combat, not to mention a fascinating crew (whose personalities and camaraderie remind you of Jim’s spacefaring group) as well as all the usual elements of the steampunk genre. Without a doubt, Romulus Buckle and the City of the Founders” is an exciting ride, yet as I said, the zeppelin is the star here, whether the author intended it or not. For as Romulus Buckle himself points out: “The sky (i)s the place to be.”
Yes, it is Romulus. Can I go ahead and sign up for the next novel right now?
I received this book from 47North and Netgalley in exchange for a fair and honest review. I’d like to thank Netgalley for allowing me to receive this review copy and inform everyone that the review you have read is my opinion alone.










21) THE IRON TOWER/THE SILVER CALL by DENNIS L. McKIERNAN






















