RANT: SOLO, A STAR WARS STORY

 

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Not going to waste time pre-apologizing or anything today. I have something on my mind, and I need to type it out, get it out there, and hope everyone understands my sense of frustration.  Simple put I’m tired of the agenda driven crap infecting every aspect of my entertainment, especially Star Wars.

What do I mean by that? Exactly what I said: I am tired of every form of entertainment in America seeming to need to push a SJW or Anti-SJW narrative.  The culture war clash never stopping, pushed into every form of entertainment from comics (If you’re unfamiliar with the Comicsgate drama just do a search on the topic on YouTube.) to tv (Roseanne anyone?) to movies.  The most recent and most virulent example: Solo, A Star Wars Story.

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For those who could care less about Star Wars, Solo is generally described as the Star Wars film no one wanted.  A pretty apt description since without a young Harrison Ford and Billie Dee Williams one wonders why anyone would want to see the movie at all.

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Be that as it may, the film was green lite by Disney LucasFilm, had horrible production issues, fired directors, hired an acting coach for its main actor, and was almost totally reshot (some rumors say up to 80% of the movie) by Ron Howard.  And now the trouble plagued movie has turned into yet another casualty of the American Culture Wars as it starts its approach to theaters.

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To be fair, the SJW and Anti-SJW clash has been heating up in Star Wars fandom ever since The Last Jedi.  That film was the proverbial last straw which seemingly shattered the fans.  And while I’m not part of the fandom anymore and haven’t really been since the Prequel days, I can’t avoid the fighting which goes on daily on my favorite social media feeds and YouTube channels.

The latest round of skirmishes have been over comments by screenwriter Jonathan Kasdan (who co-wrote Solo: A Star Wars Story with his father, Lawrence Kasdan).  The younger Kasdan revealing his vision that Lando is pansexual.  (Pansexual is defined as of, relating to, or characterized by sexual desire or attraction that is not limited to people of a particular gender identity or sexual orientation; also : not solely homosexual or heterosexual.)  Why Lando’s sexual preferences mattered in the least for this film I have yet to ascertain.

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Needless to say, the Anti-SJWs went damn crazy over what they saw as a retconning of Lando’s character from his famous smooth talking ladies man history. Kathleen Kennedy blamed for what they saw as yet another traditional male role models being destroyed by Disney Star Wars.  The argument being that Han, then Luke and now Lando have been systematically kicked off their proverbial pop culture pedestals, reduced to pathetic shadows of their former heroic selves.  Disney then attempting to force feed diversity replacements to SW fans.

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The response from the SJWs has been equally as vitrolic and hyperbolic.  Anyone who isn’t in agreement with the course Disney SW is taking and disagrees with the need for the apparent change in Lando’s sexual orientation is labeled a homophobe and whatever else seems adequately calculated to cast a vile shadow across their character and blot out their criticisms.

Believe me when I say once again I’ve attempted to just avoid all this crap.  But I can’t.  It is everywhere.  Open Facebook, its there.  Watch YouTube it is there.  Look on Twitter, its EVERYWHERE.  There is no escaping the constant back and forth fighting of these polar opposite resist movements.  Solo merely the fight of the moment.

And my response to all this is I’M SICK OF IT!  Sick of people fighting the battles of their culture war in my entertainment.  Especially in Star Wars, a space opera.  This has always been a fun film franchise.  A space adventure which didn’t bog itself down in current politics.  (The Prequels did a little, which was one reason why so many people disliked them.) And personally all I want from future Star Wars movies is a heroic adventure in a GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY FROM AMERICAN DIVERSITY POLITICS!

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Oh, no, I said I didn’t want diversity politics in my movies.  I must be a bigot, a homophobe, a (insert another contemptible -ism here).  No, actually, I’m not, but since I always have to pre-defend myself whenever I criticize forced diversity, I’ll go ahead and do so again: I don’t care if the lead character in a SW film is a man or a woman, a white or a black, a hetero or a homo, a human or an alien, a droid or a fleshie.  All I want is a good story with interesting character who I can empathize with and pull for to succeed.

What I am complaining about is what I call forced diversity.  You know, where someone believes their story is great just because every box on a diversity checklist is penciled in.  Sorry to break it to those people, but it doesn’t mean that. And Solo isn’t going to be a great film just because Lando is pansexual, gender fluid, skoliosexual, or asexual.  It doesn’t remove the main problem which this film must overcome: the fact Harrison Ford and Billie Dee Williams are too old to play their famous characters.  And Donald Glover having sexual tension with a robot isn’t going to cover up Ford’s absence or the fact he isn’t Billie Dee.  Not for me anyway.

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I guess all of this shouldn’t be bothering me anymore.  It’s the new norm.  This non-stop culture war.  A struggle which seems to lead to only more fighting and arguing.  Star Wars wasn’t going to be the one exception to the new rule, right?

Honestly, I had a bad feeling when George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney.  When the Mouse announced that the Expanded Universe was being jettisoned, the sense of dread grew.  Then Lucas had his infamous interview where he compared Disney to “white slavers”, and I sort of knew the jig was up.  But it wasn’t until this Solo dust up that I have finally just said enough.  I’m tired of the insult spewing by both sides in Star Wars; the constant diversity battles where lines are drawn and sides taken.  Hate to say it but Star Wars is a dead brand for me personally. It isn’t fun anymore.  Not a joyful escape from depressing reality but a creepy immersion into the depths of it.

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Probably no one at Disney really cares what a middle aged, straight, white man thinks though, because I’m the past not the future. (“Let the past die…kill it if you have to”, right Rian Johnson?) What should concern them is the fact my three teenage sons hate Star Wars. So do all their friends.  Not one of them planning to go see Solo, because . . . well, it just isn’t cool to like SW anymore.  Now that Disney should be worried about.

 

 

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MOVIE REVIEW: DEADPOOL 2 (SPOILERS)

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Other than Avengers Infinity War, Deadpool 2 was the most anticipated movie release around the house in 2018.  My two oldest son dying to get another dose of the foul-mouthed but funny merc with a mouth.  Well, today, they got to experience DP2, and I tagged along with them to see if it lived up to its super successful predecessor.

Out of the gate, DP2 seemed to have the chops to do so.  The title character trading one liners with criminals while killing everyone in site.  There was a cool slow motion scene with DP wrecking havoc in a warehouse.  Lots of the trademark comedic narration by Ryan Reynolds, and the cute relationship between DP and Vanessa began moving into a more serious stage.  But then someone hit the brakes on the fun.

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First off, that special someone who was the focus of the first Deadpool movie bites the dust within the first 15 minutes of so of DP2.  It was a stupid death.  Of no real importance to anything.  And without Vanessa’s physical presence (She does show up in visions DP has.) the story lacked any emotional depth.  Can’t express enough how much this decision to jettison DP’s love interest bothered me.  It just sucked.

What came next was even worse though.  Obviously, Deadpool doesn’t deal with his lovers death very well.  He becomes angst ridden, serious, and suicidal.  All of which leads to Colossus showing up to force him into the X-fold.  But this doesn’t go anywhere other than to get a couple laughs and to introduce a young mutant named Russell aka Firefist.  Russell becoming the focus of things as Cable shows up from the future with a burning desire to him.  DP protecting the kid as he tries to “get his heart in the right place.”  This the driving force of the rest of the movie.

I have to stop right here and admit I hated Russell; he is the worst part of DP2.  Not only is he an annoying, foul mouthed little punk, but even worse he isn’t funny in the least.  And the film doesn’t really develop him.  Rather, the movie uses him as a target to poke fun at for the shank up his ass.  (Yes, he literally keeps a shank up his ass.)  I personally felt his part of the film was a total waste of time, and since he was vital to the story, his suckiness really mucked things up, leading it down the wide road to movie hell.

But, hey, Cable can’t be bad?

Actually he was bad, horribly boring.  From the get go there is no mystery to him.  You know he isn’t a real bad guy.  He never does anything horrible or evil.  You don’t exactly know what his plans are, but you don’t really care.  All you know is he wants to kill Russell, and I for one wanted him to.  Worst, he is ultra serious, never funny, and totally forgettable.  The only lines about him I even recall as I type this a few hours later are where DP keeps calling him a racist or the time he calls him Thanos, which was actually funny. But, overall, Cable is pretty forgettable here.

But, X Force shows up?  That has to be cool.

There are a few laughs when the team gets put together, but all those are in the previews.  In the movie, the team doesn’t stay together long enough for anything much to happen.  Basically, everyone except for DP and Domino are gruesomely killed within a few minutes of undertaking their first mission. So X Force is another damn waste.

It was still funny though, right?

Sometimes.  But a lot of the jokes were recycled from the first movie.  They tweaked them a little, but it was still the same thing. Plus, the sexual innuendo got old.  It was funny the first couple times, but eventually I got tired of dick jokes and sex jokes.   And the new stuff like the diversity jokes, your a racist jokes, and  the gay jokes just weren’t funny at all.

The action was cool, though?

At the beginning of the movie it definitely was.  The slow motion fight at the beginning was great.  The Domino scene where she is running down the road and escapes death over and over again was killer.  Hell, even the big fight on the prison transport bus was damn cool at times.  By the time we got to the climactic ending though, the fights had become repetitive and stale with too many cgi effects, big explosions, and stupid crap going on.

Those killer cameos?

I recall a few, but none of them were particularly funny.  Plus, they were so quick that you’d miss them if you weren’t paying close attention.  So I don’t see how the cameos really did anything for the movie.

What about that twist ending?

Which one?  The one the film ended on which was about as predictable and dull as you can imagine, or the post-credit scenes where DP basically rewrites history and makes the whole movie null and void?  Personally, I hated both.

What is my final ranking then?

Right now I’d give it a 3 out of 10 stars.  It was pretty damn bad. Duller than Black Panther even, which is quite an accomplishment.  I mean, literally, I kept waiting for the movie to end by the halfway point because I was so tired of the same old crap over and over again. Now that I think of it I’d say it is almost as bad as Green Lantern.  (Hell yeah I said that.)

Did I like anything about DP2 then?

Yeah, I did.  I really liked Domino.  She had some some great action scenes, showed some flash in her comedy bits, and stole the damn show from DP whenever she shared the screen.  Plus, she was damn sexy which did not hurt at all.  (Yes, I did just sexualize a female.  I’m sure DP has a stupid f-ing joke about my toxic masculity he’d tell right about now. And, no, it wouldn’t be funny in the least.)

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GUEST POST

guest-post2Today, I’m happy to have my son, Connor, return to the blog.  Usually when he shows up it is to talk about graphic novels, but today he has asked to plug his GoFundMe.  I have put a big link to his latest project on the sidebar for anyone interested.

borderHi.  Strange to be trying to write something other than comic reviews.  Its easier to talk about superheroes than myself, I guess.  Even worse when I’m, sort of, asking for help.

Basically, I’m asking everyone to think about supporting my GoFundMe.  I started it to try to raise money to buy a storage building that I could build in my backyard to store the books I’ve been selling on Amazon. . .  Wait, wait, that is confusing.  Let me start at the beginning.

Back in December 2017, I was 13 years old and started looking for jobs I could do for money.  Sure, I wanted to use some of that money for stuff I wanted, but I mainly needed it to start a college fund.  My mom and dad have great jobs, but money is still tight around our house with all my other brothers and everything we need, so our college funds are basically zero.  

I did simple stuff at first: helped my neighbors in the yard, worked at a mission center unloading boxes (Yeah, they let me do that!), and did things for my grandparents.  Not a lot of money though.  Then one day I saw all the books the ministry center threw away every week, and I decided I could sell those books on Amazon, make money to go into a college fund.  My dad helped out setting up a seller’s account, figuring out how to do Amazon, and soon I was mailing books off, making a little bit of money.  Not much, but a hundred dollars a month is more than I had ever made before.  But I had a problem: Where to put all the books?

Books take up a lot of room, I found out pretty quick.  Since I couldn’t afford to do the Amazon FBA thingie where they store them for you, I had to keep all these boxes of books at my house.  Only room big enough for them all was the garage though. 

After a lot of begging, my dad was nice enough to move his car out, giving me one whole side of the garage.  I figured that would be great.  I kept getting more books though, so I needed more room.  My mom moved her car outside until I could get everything sorted and get some shelves or something to store everything. But that just brought up another problem: The shelving cost so much and would still take up too much space.  Plus, my folks really would like their garage back. 

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So I started looking with my dad for a storage building we could put up in the backyard and move all my books to.  We finally found one, but it costs a lot more than I can afford to buy.  That’s where the GoFundMe started: to raise the money (or, at least, some of it) so I can buy the storage shed, move all my stuff out of the garage to my own place, keeping collecting donations and selling books, and keep saving money for college.

I know my problem isn’t a big one.  I’m not terminally ill.  I don’t need a major surgical procedure or anything.  Obviously, I’m not living on the street.  So I know my GoFundMe might seem a little silly. Those other people with huge problems need money more than me.  So I kinda feel bad for even asking for help, but my dad said there is never anything wrong with trying if it is something I wanted to do as long as I understood what I was asking from other people, could really appreciate their help, and understand that I need to always help others when they need it in the future.  So if anyone feels like they could spare a few dollars, I want to tell you I won’t be spending it on video games or even graphic novels but will be using it to grow my little book company and keep using the money to save for college.  

Before I go I would like to take the time to thank an anonymous donor for being the first contributor to my GoFundMe.  Now I realize there are still awesome, caring people out there willing to help even someone like me. Thank you, sir or ma’am!

batman-V-superman-logoAbout Connor (In his dad’s words):

Connor is a teenager who enjoys graphic novels (DC Comics are preferred!), superhero movies (He is counting the days down until Avengers Infinity War.), watching episodes of The Flash and Arrow,  is a “beast” on Injustice 2, will happily accept any and all caps (because you just can’t have too many caps), and whose favorite music right now revolves around Warrant and 80s hair metal.  And, no, Connor did not have any input into my paragraph about him.  Being a dad does have it’s privileges.

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TOP TEN TUESDAY

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Welcome to Top Ten Tuesday! This is a weekly feature hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl, where a new top ten list hits the web every week!

This week’s topic is a familiar one.  Every year or so it seems I’m looking back at my read list deciding my least favorite books or something along those lines.  Can’t say I want to do another list focusing on all the books I’ve ever read, because probably the same ten books would still be at the top of the charts, so to make this list a bit more interesting, I’m going to look back at the last few years, make a top ten of the . . .

BOOKS I DISLIKED/HATED BUT AM GLAD I READ


seventh decimate10. Seventh Decimate

As a fan of Stephen R. Donaldson since my early teens back in the 1980s, anytime I’m able to read another fantasy penned by this author is always a good thing — even when I don’t particularly end up liking it.  That doesn’t mean I hated this novel, but it was only okay.  Still glad I gave it a go though.

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the court of boken knives9. The Court of Broken Knives

Weird that this book is one this list.  Ending last year on the Best of 2017 list only to wind up on this kind of list is strange.  Even though, I realized this was merely an okay book for me personally, it is still one I’m very glad I gave a try since it helped me come to terms with my changing reading desires and face them.

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THE DINOSAUR PRINCESS8. The Dinosaur Princess   

Whenever I’m lucky enough to read an epic fantasy with dinosaur riding knights, I feel damn lucky.  Sadly, the story in this third volume of The Dinosaur Lords left me a little disappointed, but the images of lines of dinosaur knights charging across a battlefield toward another group of dino knights was well worth the read.

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RED SISTER7. Red Sister

Even today I feel sad I didn’t enjoy this book.  Mark Lawrence was such a perennial favorite of mine for several years that I was desperately disappointed when this fighting nun story didn’t click with me.  Glad I gave it a go though, because it might have been another Lawrence triumph.

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an alchemy of masques and mirrors6. An Alchemy of Masques and Mirrors

The great cover drew my attention, while the promise of musketeers, swashbuckling fun, and epic plots sealed the deal.  Sadly, this story and I never hit it off.  Can’t say I’m sad I didn’t love it, since I went in to my read without huge expectations, but it was disappointing that I failed to connect with yet another new series.

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snakewood5. Snakewood

I’m usually a sucker for any fantasy tale which focuses on mercenaries, especially grizzled, old mercs who find themselves pulled back into the fight.  Snakewood didn’t capture my attention though.  Yet again I’m happy I gave it a go, but this one was a book I could not get interested in at all.

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the sorcerer's daughter4. The Sorcerer’s Daughter

I’m not a huge Brooks fan, so I didn’t go into this read expecting a lot, but I did hope it would be a fun, light read like the other volumes of The Defenders of Shannara series.  It wasn’t.  Instead this one was a trainwreck for me personally.  One the bright side though, I did finish reading the trilogy!

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HALF A WAR3. Half a War

It is an understatement to admit Joe Abercrombie and I have not hit it off. I’ve tried four of his books and not loved any of them.  Have to say this was probably my least favorite of the bunch though.  Only positive thing I can say about reading this book is it was the concluding volume of the trilogy, so I get to brag that I finished the series!

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READY PLAYER ONE2. Ready Player One

Everyone seems to adore this book except for me and a small handful of like minded people.  Not sure what others see in Ernest Cline’s story that I do not get, but the truth is I just do not see what is so damn awesome about this one.  Only positive I have about this reading experience was I can say I read it and it sucked.

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hollowworld1.   Hollow World

The main thing I recall about this book was my sheer boredom when reading it.  I guess there was a compelling plot there somewhere, but all I recall is failing to find it buried beneath the preachy narrative with its social commentary.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t read for an author to proselytize to me.  If I wanted that I’d pick a religious organization and attend their worship services.

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Well, that is my list from the last few years.  Sorry if I put one of your favorite novels on here, but, hey, we can’t agree on everything right? Feel free to defend the honor of your novel if it is on here though.  We’d all love to hear why I should reconsider my feelings!

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FUNDAY MONDAY, OR THE BOOKS THAT WILL HELP ME SURVIVE THE WEEK AHEAD (MAY 14, 2018)

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Another week begins.  I quickly slip into my business suit and head back into the office to save a few innocent people. While I try to fool myself into being excited about the promise of a new week and the continuation of the regular grind, deep down, I’m not, so I’m going to escape dreary reality by finishing up a book I began last week and starting a damn good looking book I just received in the last couple weeks!

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truth or darknessTruth or Darkness by Craig Aird

Genre: Fantasy

Series: The Afterworld #1

Publisher: Self-Published (April 27, 2018)

Author Information: Website

Length: 283 pages

It was the only truth the Gods feared…

Beyond the living world, a dark secret is kept from humanity. Demons guard the bridge to heaven, and cast the souls of everyone that dies to fire and ash. A group of immortal mages fight a shadow war to destroy the demons, but at a great cost to themselves and those around them. 

Within the valley of an ancient crater, the city of Elrancia is built upon the greed of kings and the blood of its people. It is a cauldron of chaos embroiled in a vicious holy war enacted by vagabond high priest, Vladnar. He searches for the Necromanex, a powerful text written by the mages. 

Leoh is a young merchant struggling with his father’s disappearance and his own inner demons. When Vladnar accuses him of hiding the Necromanex, he is chased across Elrancia in search of the reason why. With religious zealots, assassins, and powerful mages after him, Leoh fights not just to save his life in this world, but his soul in the next.

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lady henterman's wardrobeLady Henterman’s Wardrobe by
Marshall Ryan Maresca

Genre: High Fantasy mixed with urban fantasy

Series: The Streets of Maradaine #2

Publisher: DAW (March 6, 2018)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 352 pages

Mixing high fantasy and urban fantasy, the second novel of the Streets of Maradaine series follows the Rynax brothers’ crew of outlaws as they attempt their biggest heist yet and restore justice to the common people.

The neighborhood of North Seleth has suffered–and not just the Holver Alley Fire. Poverty and marginalization are forcing people out of the neighborhood, and violence on the streets is getting worse. Only the Rynax brothers–Asti and Verci–and their Holver Alley Crew are fighting for the common people. They’ve taken care of the people who actually burned down Holver Alley, but they’re still looking for the moneyed interests behind the fire.

The trail of breadcrumbs leads the crew to Lord Henterman, and they plan to infiltrate the noble’s house on the other side of the city. While the crew tries to penetrate the heart of the house, the worst elements of North Seleth seem to be uniting under a mysterious new leader. With the crew’s attention divided, Asti discovers that the secrets behind the fire, including ones from his past, might be found in Lady Henterman’s wardrobe.

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IF TOMORROW COMES

If Tomorrow ComesIf Tomorrow Comes by Nancy Kress 

Genre: Science Fiction

Series: Yesterday’s Kin Trilogy #2

Publisher:  Tor Books (March 6, 2018)

Author Information: Facebook | Twitter  

Length: 336 pages

My Rating: 2.5 stars

If Tomorrow Comes by Nancy Kress is the follow-up to Tomorrow’s Kin and the second installment in the Yesterday’s Kin Trilogy. Since there isn’t any way to review this book without giving away spoilers for the first book, I have to warn you now not to continue reading if you haven’t finished book one.

A decade ago Earth was changed by the arrival of aliens. Not only did these being give warning of a coming “spores” plague, but they also left behind technological advancements to aid Earth in their coming trials and tribulations. While Earth was still ravaged by the foretold plague, the advanced notice was put to good use including the building of the starship Friendship.

Once completed, this interstellar craft is dispatched from Earth, crewed with a plethora of scientists including Dr. Marianne Jenner, a very familiar face from Tomorrow’s Kin. She and her fellows tasked with this journey to the aliens’ home world of Kindred to lend aid in that world’s own plague outbreak.

What the Friendship finds on arrival is beyond their worst fears: a primitive world without amazing technology or advanced medicine. Truly, Kindred is a planet completely unprepared for the coming spore plague. The hope for it and the crew of the Friendship surviving what is coming near zero!

Now, it goes without saying that Tomorrow’s Kin was a first contact story, involving the normal elements of the meeting and greeting of aliens come to Earth. If Tomorrow Comes is really a continuation of that first contact story except this time the author turned the familiar script on its head, showing people from Earth’s traveling to an alien world and having to learn about a strange society with alien customs and having to deal with their own ingrained biases and prejudices. This the true heart of the narrative even more than the rising tension and frantic action as the countdown to the spore plague ticks ever downward.

Probably the best element of the novel is the writing of Nancy Kress. She explains the science of viruses in a careful, easy-to-understand way. She also does an outstanding job describing a truly alien people, their society, their morality, and juxtaposing those things with the familiar Earth beliefs. Her careful crafting of both a frightening viral plague and a living, breathing alien world the true highlight of the book.

The weakness of the narrative is the characters themselves however. No one here really comes to life, captures a reader’s interest or makes them feel real empathy. Certainly, the fear of the Earthers that they will be returning home to family aged beyond their worst fears due to space travel time differences is understandable and interest, but most science fiction readers will have seen the issue handled more thoroughly and more emotionally in other stories. And while Dr. Jenner is a familiar name from book one, here she gets lost among a host of one dimension faces who keep making head scratching decision; decisions so easily identifiably as bad choices that they telegraph exactly where the plot is going and leave no real tension about how the story will end.

Overall, If Tomorrow Comes is an okay second book in a series. It does a great job of continuing the spore plague story, taking readers to a believable alien world, and setting up the next book, but it does struggle to add any interesting characters or keep the plot exciting from first page to last. Certainly a novel fans of the series or the author will want to pick up though.

I received this book from the publisher in exchange for a fair and honest review. I’d like to thank them for allowing me to receive this review copy and inform everyone that the review you have read is my opinion alone.

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FRIDAY FACE OFF MAY 11, 2018

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Welcome to the Friday Face-Off, a weekly meme created by Books by Proxy. Join us every Friday as we pit cover against cover, and publisher against publisher, to find the best artwork in the literary universe.  If you want to join us next week, check out next week’s predetermined them, choose a book, compare two or more different covers available for that book, then name your favorite. A list of future weeks’ themes are available at Lynn’s Book Blog

This week’s theme is:

“Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth’ – a cover featuring a dinosaur/s

Love dinosaurs.  Loads of dino stories our there, so I can’t imagine this will be very difficult.  Let’s see what I can dig up!

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AND THE WINNER IS . . .

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Yeah, it is a tie this week.  Love the iconic Jurassic Park logo.  Adore the classic red cover on the left because it was the book I purchased so many years ago when I first discovered this classic.  The ominous gate on the right is damn great to me.  But, honestly, it is the dinosaur which makes them all great!

So, do you agree with my picks?  Disagree?  Love them all?  Hate them all?  Let us know!

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DAYFALL

dayfallDayfall by Michael David Ares

Genre: Science Fiction

Series: Stand Alone

Publisher: Tor Books (March 13, 2018)

Author Information: Website

Length: 288 pages

My Rating: 2.5 stars

Dayfall takes place in the near future after a nuclear event has plunged much of the northeastern United States into a perpetual nuclear winter. Naturally, eternal night has changed nearly every aspect of life in the huge metropolis of New York City, resulting in a nightlife which never ends and a crime rate that never stops rising.

Enter small town cop Jon Phillips. This idealistic guy has always dreamed of being a big city detective, hunting down criminals, and generally being a hero. Finally, he gets his chance when Mayor Rialle King of New York reaches out to him helping to hunt down about a serial killer who is stalking the shrouded streets of the Big Apple.

Soon, Phillips is paired up with an experienced and (supposedly) uncorrupted veteran cop named Frank Halliday. The two attempting to navigate the political environment (A mayoral election is ongoing, and a millionaire is gunning for King’s job.), rise above the law enforcement corruption, navigate the criminal underbelly, sidestep the fearmongering groups worried about the coming of “Dayfall”, and somehow, someway, catch the worse serial killer ever to haunt the streets of New York before everything comes crashing down.

After writing the above summary I have to admit Dayfall sounds like a damn good novel. A story concept which appears to be tailor made for speculative fiction, because what reader can resist a murder mystery set in a post-apocalyptic real world. At least, I couldn’t resist it. Unfortunately, the finished product left a bit to be desired.

First, this is the author’s debut novel, and it does show. The writing just a bit off at times, a bit clunky, a little too minimalistic. The characters were too one dimensional. The dialogue a bit flat. The plot twists a little too easy to guess. And while Michael David Ares definitely has talent, amazing ideas, and shows flashes of greatness, he isn’t quite there yet.

Second, the world building isn’t to the level necessary for this kind of speculative fiction tale. Yes, the murder mystery, serial killer plot is the focus of the book, but I for one looked forward to seeing the world. The idea of a darkness shrouded New York with soaring crime and perpetual nightlife intrigued me. I imagined a lot of real differences between the city I’ve visited a few times and a post-nuclear event Big Apple. Regrettably, the author doesn’t spend much time developing the environment. Certainly, there are a few moments here and there, which are truly great, but there are not enough of these moments, not enough differences between real life NYC and Dayfall NYC to really capture my imagination.

To sum up, this is an okay novel. It is a quick read, has a good bit of action and intrigue, a lot of mystery, and is very easy to follow and enjoy. If you are a fan of murder mystery told in future settings, Dayfall will probably be right up your alley, as long as you don’t expect too much from it or anticipate anything other than a light, entertaining read.

I received this book from the publisher in exchange for a fair and honest review. I’d like to thank them for allowing me to receive this review copy and inform everyone that the review you have read is my opinion alone.

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INTERVIEW WITH JESSE TELLER

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Today, I’m excited to welcome fantasy author Jesse Teller.  This hard working indie author has been kind enough to take a break from creating his delightfully dark, twisted Tales from Perilisc to answer a few questions.

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Hey, Jesse, thanks for stopping by! For readers who aren’t familiar with you, could you tell us a little about yourself? 

At my most arrogant, I would say that I am a writer who understands fantasy and understands how to create it. At my most humble, I would say that I am a servant of the genre, that my love for fantasy is absolute and pure, and my only desire is to expand the conversation that is being had between all creators in the genre and the public at large. At my most juvenile, I would say that I am a child staring in wonder at the things the genre can do and the people around me who are doing it with me.

 What other authors have readers compared your work to and how do you feel about that?

HemlockFirst of all, I’d like to say that I try not to compare the work itself with other famous work that’s out there. There are a lot of people who say things about their work like, “It’s a cross between Harry Potter and Tolkien and the Trojan War.” I’m not interested in comparing my work, and the things I’m doing with it, to any other established fantasy. But I can say that there have been people who have compared me to other authors that have really excited me and humbled me. One of my books was compared to a cross between H.P. Lovecraft and J.M. Barrie. Now, that is the almighty Lovecraft, and Barrie created Peter Pan. To be compared to those guys just blew my mind, and I’m still not okay with it. That was years ago. People have compared me to R. Scott Bakker. People have compared me to Stephen King. I was compared to Greco-Roman myths. All of this really honors me and humbles me because these are magnificent servants of the genre. To be put in the same arena as these writers is exciting and terrifying. 

 So, you’re here today to talk about your current series, The Manhunters. What are some of the influences that inspired these books?

The biggest influence in the creation of this was not a book, it was a movie. It was a Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford movie called The Fugitive. It created within it the U.S. Marshals. These are a group of people trained to hunt men. They have a dynamic leader with a singular focus who is masterfully portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones. The marshals could walk into any established branch of local government and take it over. There’s a part in the movie, my favorite line in the entire movie, where he tells a guy to go down to the police station and take it over, and he says, “Don’t let them mess with you about your ponytail.” It was the first time I realized that in this particular group, somebody could be so different that they had a ponytail. They could have quirks that other branches of law enforcement couldn’t. You’re never gonna see a cop with a beard. This particular branch could do whatever they wanted to. That leant itself to creating a group of heroes that were unique in every way but still serving the same goal. So as much as the genre of fantasy inspired my wizards, my spies, my witches, The Fugitive inspired the institution of The Manhunters themselves.

Did you plan out the details of each book before you wrote them, or did they develop organically during the writing process?

 My books always come out organically. Try to picture a brook or a stream. It flows from a fount uphill that you have never seen, never sought. It flows over rocks and down hills of experiences that shape and bend it to flow. It is in constant movement; nothing can stop it. Nothing can predict the way it will divide to go around an obstacle or a damming branch. It is added to by rain and other tributaries from all sorts of sources you can’t imagine or name. This brook will give nourishment to your work. It will give you your plot. And if you are writing a series or world, it will one day join a different brook and turn into something big and powerful, something that can move earth or flood the world.

 What were some of the best moments for you when writing this series? Most difficult challenges?

In the book Hemlock, I use the monster the vampire. I had to do a little research for this, because as much as I wanted to use the creature, I also know that many readers are turned off by the idea because vampires have become so predictable. They all have a certain romanticism to them. Many are beautiful creatures. They are seen more in a tragic light than a monstrous one. There are of course variations from that, some are monstrous. For the most part, you have vampires that are very overdone. I was involved in a conversation on Facebook the other day, the post was an article written by author Charles Phipps on ten tricks to writing a vampire character, and most of the comments said, just don’t. So I had to create a completely unique vampire that was not seen by the modern age. I did a lot of research into the very first incarnations of vampires for my inspiration.

 The covers are stunning. How much were you involved in the design process and what was that like?

SONGOh, I was very involved in the process. My wife and I hired the brilliant cover designer, Jenny Zemanek. Her process is very simple. First she asked us to find other covers that were in the vein of what we’re looking for and to tell her why we like them. Then she asked us to give her a list of elements that we wanted in our cover. There were many drafts. She did a lot of research. She worked with us on every step of the process. We had final say on every element. And I say that not to downplay her own creative fingerprints on the piece, but to highlight the fact that she wanted us involved in the process. Like all great designers, she wanted her client to be represented in the work. Now, had I been traditionally published, I would not have had any control over any of this, but as an indie author, I got to control the final product.  

How many writing projects do you juggle at a time? Do you ever catch yourself accidentally using ideas from one story in another without meaning to do so?

I’m almost always writing new material. I write 3,000 words a day, and it helps me get through quite a few books in a single year. On top of that, I have a blog. The blog features an interview with a selected author every other week. On the off weeks, I write shorts that will be used in an autobiography, detailing my life and the crazy things that have happened in it. And every third Wednesday of the month, I put out a blog post that discusses writing in some fashion. At the same time that I am writing new material and the blog, I keep up with revisions and editing the rough drafts that are already written for publication. Sometimes this involves nothing more than grammar changes and clarifications on an idea. And sometimes it involves writing an entirely new point of view character in a book and adding as much as 120 pages to the manuscript. I also have a newsletter that comes out on the 13th of every month. So, I’ve got a lot of things going on. But they never cross-influence each other. I’m always able to keep them in their designated spots because of the way I divide my time.  

 How do you define success as a writer? Sales? Adoration? Creative satisfaction?

For me, success as a writer is about the reader, and the experience the reader has with the book. Things are getting exciting right now because I have published enough work where people are starting to make connections between books, within the series and without. So when the reader ties together a book from outside the series to something or a character that’s within this series, I get really jazzed about that, because people are starting to see just how big the world is and how many connections have been made. That experience is always really gratifying. But the highest pinnacle that I can reach as a writer is a statement quite like what was said about Hemlock in a recent review. One of my readers said she read the book in 12 hours in one sitting and didn’t regret the sleep she lost. When your book is having that sort of effect on people, you have to call it a success.

Have you felt pressure to be more active on social media to promote your books? How do you establish a presence without over promoting? 

This is a very interesting conversation when you’re looking at my career, because I walk down the street with a pit bull. When you walk down the street with a pit bull, there’s a certain experience you have, the looks on everybody’s faces, of awe and fear and envy. I have that going on for me on social media, on every avenue of my work. My pit bull is relentless, aggressive and focused, and cute as a button. She is my wife, and she has taken on the mission of getting my work out to the world. She has her finger on the pulse of all social media, and sees every time somebody is talking about my work. Every time there’s a gap open, she attacks it. She has created a presence on social media that frees me up from having to work at it myself. I don’t have to worry about social media. I just let it ride, because she tells me everything I need to know. This frees me up to focus on nothing but the work, so I am able to take on every project that catches my fancy, because I have a pit bull fighting for me.

What was the best advice you received regarding writing or self-publishing?

In The Novel Writer’s Toolkit by Bob Mayer, he said the best way to learn how to write a novel is to write ten. So, I had to accept the fact that my first nine novels were gonna suck. It was just ground I had to dig at, like digging the foundation of a house. When you dig the foundation of a house, you have to rip up the earth before you can lay the concrete and the stone. The concrete and the stone is your first good book. It’s the foundation of your career. The digging of the hole is the books you have to write in order to lay that foundation. A lot of writers write those books and they call them trunk books, because those first nine are so bad that they never publish them. But all of my work is connected to itself. If I were to pull out one of those “trunk” novels, and not publish it, that would mean people weren’t getting the full story. So what I did was, after I wrote those trunk novels and got good enough to publish, I went back and wrote those novels a second time from the beginning. I call it “from blank document”. I read everything that happened in the trunk novel, pulled up a blank document, and wrote the whole thing again. This is how I built my career.

Favorite fantasy movie ever? Why?

King_Kong_2You ask this question a lot, don’t you? I would venture a guess that most of the time you get the Lord of the Rings series, maybe The Hobbit series, these absolutely fantastic works of fantasy, and I mean they are breathtaking. For your old school interviewees, I would say you’ve probably heard The Last Unicorn. For your dragon lovers, maybe Reign of Fire, that’s really good and gritty. You might have heard Dragonheart. All of these things, and they’re all great. But I would have to say that my very favorite fantasy movie is one you maybe haven’t heard a lot of, and that is Peter Jackson’s King Kong. This movie set up the idea that there was an island of monsters, which is impressive enough. You’ve got Kong fighting dinosaurs, you’ve got whole teams of men being attacked by massive insects, you’ve got Kong himself, this god of the wilderness. All of these things are amazing and intriguing and mesmerizing. But that’s not the part I would focus on if I were you. That’s not the part that, if I were to write Peter Jackson’s King Kong, that my book would be built on. In this movie, there is a native culture of humans that actually live on this island. They built a monstrous wall to protect their section of the place. They offer human sacrifices to Kong. They are savage and brutal and horrifying. And the most terrifying thing is, they did not build boats. They should have built boats! Why didn’t they build boats? What you do, if you find yourself and your entire civilization on an island completely populated by monsters, is you build boats! Get the hell off the island! There’s plenty of islands in the sea, it’s like fish. The first time you see Kong, it’s time to pick up stakes and move on. But that is not what these people did, and that’s the thing that fascinates me so much about Peter Jackson’s King Kong.

 The magic used in The Manhunters seems almost limitless. How do you portray the characters’ powers and continue to challenge them?

The reason it seems limitless is because the main character who is using it is 12,000 years old. He was trained by an elite group of warrior wizards called the Trimerian Knights and he is massive in his power and its scope. As it seems there is no limit to the magic he is capable of, that assumption is false. He’s like a very gifted writer, only the words he uses are magical. But he’s still working with a language. He’s still working with certain spells that do certain things. This is an arsenal of spells that has been written over time and they are the tools that wizards can use. They’re steeped in tradition, they’re ancient, and the spells a wizard has at his command are like a toolbox he can use. But imagine a group of wizards that wrote their own spells, that were young and inspired and creative. They didn’t look at a hammer and say, “This is a hammer. I can pound things with this.” But instead walked away from the hammer and created a completely unique tool. In Song and Hemlock we are faced with Rayph and his toolbox full of magical spells. In the third book, Crown, we find ourselves walking among wizards young, inspired, and hungry, who can use the elements of magic to completely reinvent the trade. So, if you think magic is wild in Hemlock and Song, wait until I reinvent the rules in the third book, Crown.

 Any favorite characters in the series?

This series is really fun because it explores a powerful group of people with all unique talents facing a host of different villains with all unique powers. It’s fun to watch them outwit each other and through conflict, up the stakes. But in each of these books, there is a second point of view, a more minor character, who is living a story that intersects with the story of the Manhunters. Those are the tales I enjoy the most. It’s the side stories that intrigue me. You have a father desperate to earn enough money to pay for the medications to keep his daughter alive in the book Song. In Hemlock, you have a man separated from his king and his brothers, facing torture and execution in a land he does not know, and he is frantic to get back to his king, to get back to his people, without any knowledge as to how he’s going to accomplish that. And in Crown, you have a young wizard who is literally facing the horrors of Hell to accomplish his goal, who is coming to terms with his power, and coming to terms with a brother who is slipping away from him. All three of these stories intrigue me, and it’d be hard to choose a favorite out of those.

 What do you hope readers will say when they finish these books?

My hope is that when the reader finishes reading the last line of Crown, and knows that the Manhunters story is over, I hope they are excited to know that I publish a book every six months, and while I have finished this series, there are four more series that are written as rough drafts and sitting in my closet waiting to be published. After you’ve finished Crown, you haven’t heard the last from me. We are just getting started.

What can fans expect from you next?

Well, Crown is coming out October 5th. And I have touched on a couple of things you can expect from it. So let’s move on to what’s next. Next year, on April 15th, I will be releasing a book called Legends of the Exiles. It’s a book that is broken up into four novellas. And while you can read each novella by itself, when you line them up and read them all in a row, they paint a picture of four women living in a barbarian culture, trying to survive and thrive in nations filled with powerful patriarchs. How does a woman make her power known when the men all around her are uber masculine and focused on themselves? How do women thrive in toxic male environments? I’m really excited about this book, so look for it April 15th, 2019. And before that, this October, keep a lookout for the final book of The Manhunters series. You won’t be disappointed.

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About the Author

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Jesse Teller fell in love with fantasy when he was five years old and played his first game of Dungeons & Dragons. The game gave him the ability to create stories and characters from a young age. He started consuming fantasy in every form and, by nine, was obsessed with the genre. As a young adult, he knew he wanted to make his life about fantasy. From exploring the relationship between man and woman, to studying the qualities of a leader or a tyrant, Jesse Teller uses his stories and settings to study real-world themes and issues.

He lives with his supportive wife, Rebekah, and his two inspiring children, Rayph and Tobin.

Hemlock is available on Amazon, Kobo, iBooks, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.

Recognition

1st Prize, The 2017 Drunken Druid Book Award
Literary Titan Gold Book Award
Drunken Druid Editor’s Choice, March 2017
Drunken Druid 2016 Book of the Year Short List
Hungry Monster Gold Book Award

Author Links:
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Praise for The Manhunters:

Mr. Teller gives us moral dilemmas, fierce and bloody battles, characters that come alive and the power of the magic of words to take us into another place, another time and another reality.
—Dii Bylo, Tome Tender Book Blog

This is one of the more fanciful and almost mythical like settings and storylines I’ve read in a while.
—The Weatherwax Report

Teller’s world is stunning in its complexity.
—M. L. Spencer, Bestselling Author of The Rhenwars Saga

The characters are interesting, the heroes likable, and the villains hateable.
—booknest.eu

Has all the ingredients of an exciting, dark fantasy epic: ancient and powerful mages, deadly and vengeful enemies, familial strife, malevolent politicking, and jailbroken criminals hell-bent on revenge.”
—Fantasy Book Review

Jesse Teller only takes his foot off the accelerator to switch to a higher gear.
—The Fantasy Inn

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OLD SCHOOL COVER LOVER #1

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I do a lot of posts focusing on speculative fiction book covers.  Some look at the good, but a lot of the time I’m poking fun at the weird, the strange, the bizarre from my favorite reading genre.  Too often I seem to be picking on the covers from decades past when the artistic style was much different from today. And that isn’t very fair of me, because a lot of those old covers were damn good, great even.

Today, I will seek to remedy my idiotic oversight and make amends for my former slight by taking a look at some of the most memorable speculative fiction covers of the past: the DAW SF Book line, where beautiful covers were almost always on display.

Let us start with a series of covers for a favorite author of mine: Michael Moorcock!

 

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Now, let us take a look at some of the science fiction covers DAW published back in the day!

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Cool stuff.  Damn cool.  The old school look and feel of these classic covers really a delight to my eyes.  Let’s end this with a look at few covers with a more fantasy feel to them.

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