ANIMAL MAN, VOL. 1: THE HUNT

guest-post2Today, I’m happy to have my son, Connor, return to the blog for yet another of his graphic novel reviews.  Thankfully, this is becoming something of a regular occasion, and I personally will be enjoying it for as long as it lasts.

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Animal Man, Vol. 1: The Hunt by Jeff Lemire

Genre: Superhero Comics

Series: Animal Man #1

Publisher: DC Comics (May 1, 2011)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 144 pages

Connor’s Rating: 2 stars

 

I had no idea what this book was about when I got it.  My dad told me the basics about Animal Man though: he can talk to animals and use any of their powers he wants.  It sounded pretty cool, so when dad told me he really didn’t think I’d like it too much I wondered why.  Now I know why.  This book was not my thing at all, one of the first New 52 books I have thought was BAD.

Animal Man is a retired superhero who lives with his family and tries to be another normal guy.  His wife and kids know he is a superhero, but he has put his past life behind him.  Now, he spends most of his time doing ordinary stuff and trying to help his young daughter control the Animal Powers she inherited from him.  Only problem is her abilities catch the attention of weird, scary monsters from some other dimension called The Red, who come to ours looking to steal Animal Man’s daughter.

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Nothing about this book worked for me.  The story was pretty lame, being about an ordinary guy using animal powers to save his family.  I didn’t like Buddy Baker very much or his family.  And a story about a guy trying to save his family is something even I have seen a million times.  Don’t even get me started about The Red, because it did not make sense and was boring.

What was worse than the story was the art.  Weird and violent.  I’m not saying it was bad, because I’m not an artist, but I didn’t enjoy it at all.  Other people might love this stuff, I guess, but not me.

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As you can tell, I didn’t like this book at all.  It made me dislike Animal Man more than like him and wasn’t fun to read at all. The art wasn’t my thing, and there was too much violence.  Hopefully, if you try this book, you will enjoy it more than I did.  And I am sorry this review is so short, but there wasn’t anything I really wanted to say about The Hunt.

Well, I hope you liked this review, and if you are on Goodreads, friend me any time to ask questions about my reviews.

batman-V-superman-logoAbout Connor (In his dad’s words):

Connor is a preteen who enjoys graphic novels (DC Comics are preferred), superhero movies (Captain America is his favorite), watching episodes of The Flash, Arrow, and Supergirl  as well as the NFL, NCAA football, and the NBA on t.v., will happily accept any and all caps (because you just can’t have too many caps), and whose favorite music revolves around pop favorites of the moment such as Cake by the Ocean (Clean version because dad is still alive) as well as anything by Fall Out Boy — except for the new Ghostbusters (I’m Not Afraid) song which Connor denies they were ever involved with.  And, no, Connor did not have any input into my paragraph about him.  Being a dad does have it’s privileges.  🙂

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STACKING THE SHELVES, VOL. 36

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Stacking the Shelves over at Tynga’s Reviews is all about sharing the books you are adding to your shelves, whether it be physically or virtually. This means you can include books you buy in physical store or online, books you borrow from friends or the library, review books, gifts and of course ebooks!

First, I’ll start with a few books I received for review from publishers.  As always, I’d like to thank these wonderful publicists (You know who you are!) for allowing me the opportunity to review these amazing novels.

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fortress-at-the-end-of-timeThe Fortress at the End of Time by Joe M. McDermott

Genre: Science Fiction

Series: Stand Alone

Publisher: Tor.com (January 17, 2017)

Length: 305 pages

In The Fortress at the End of Time, humanity has expanded across the galaxy by use of ansible and clone technology, but an enemy stands in their way—an enemy alien in concept as much as physiology. Ronaldo Aldo is a clone stationed in the back-end of nowhere—a watch station with a glorious military past, but no future. He’s desperate to prove himself worthy of ascension—of having his consciousness broadcast to a newer clone, far away from his current post at the Citadel.

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winter-tideWinter Tide by Ruthanna Emrys 

Genre: Science Fiction – Horror – Fantastical Elements

Series: The Innsmouth Legacy #1

Publisher: Tor.com (April 4, 2017)

Authors Information: Website | Twitter 

Length: 305 pages

After attacking Devil’s Reef in 1928, the U.S. Government rounded up the people of Innsmouth and took them to the desert, far from their ocean, their Deep One ancestors, and their sleeping god Cthulhu. Only Aphra and Caleb Marsh survived the camps, and they emerged without a past or a future.

The government that stole Aphra’s life now needs her help. FBI agent Ron Spector believes that Communist spies have stolen dangerous magical secrets from Miskatonic University, secrets that could turn the Cold War hot in an instant, and hasten the end of the human race.

Aphra must return to the ruins of her home, gather scraps of her stolen history, and assemble a new family to face the darkness of human nature.

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These next books are ones I picked up this week while shopping online.  They are novels I was not fortunate enough to gain review copies for (though I did beg horribly for them), and so I saved my pennies until I could buy some nice hardcovers for my library, because these are authors whose books I never miss.

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the wheel of osheimThe Wheel of Osheim by Mark Lawrence

Genre: Fantasy — Grimdark

Series: The Red Queen’s War #3

Publisher:  Ace (June 7, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter 

Length:  432 pages

Mark Lawrence’s “epic fantasy” (The Washington Post) continues as a reluctant prince returns from the bowels of Hell to engage in his greatest battle yet—among the living and the dead.

All the horrors of Hell stand between Snorri Ver Snagason and the rescue of his family, if indeed the dead can be rescued. For Jalan Kendeth, getting back out alive and with Loki’s key is all that matters. Loki’s creation can open any lock, any door, and it may also be the key to Jalan’s fortune back in the living world.

Jalan plans to return to the three w’s that have been the core of his idle and debauched life: wine, women, and wagering. Fate however has other plans, larger plans. The Wheel of Osheim is turning ever faster, and it will crack the world unless it’s stopped. When the end of all things looms, and there’s nowhere to run, even the worst coward must find new answers. Jalan and Snorri face many dangers, from the corpse hordes of the Dead King to the many mirrors of the Lady Blue, but in the end, fast or slow, the Wheel of Osheim always pulls you back. In the end it’s win or die.

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the-last-mortal-bondThe Last Mortal Bond by Brian Staveley.

Genre: Epic Fantasy

Series: Chronicles of the Unhewn Throne #3

Publisher: Tor Books (March 15, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 653 pages

The trilogy that began with The Emperor’s Blades and continued in The Providence of Fire reaches its epic conclusion, as war engulfs the Annurian Empire.

The ancient csestriim are back to finish their purge of humanity; armies march against the capital; leaches, solitary beings who draw power from the natural world to fuel their extraordinary abilities, maneuver on all sides to affect the outcome of the war; and capricious gods walk the earth in human guise with agendas of their own.

But the three imperial siblings at the heart of it all–Valyn, Adare, and Kaden–come to understand that even if they survive the holocaust unleashed on their world, there may be no reconciling their conflicting visions of the future.

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the-autumn-republicThe Autumn Republic by Brian McClellan

Genre: Fantasy — Flintlock

Series: Powder Mage #3

Publisher:  Orbit (February 10, 2014)

Author Information: Website | Twitter 

Length:  580 pages

The capital has fallen…
Field Marshal Tamas returns to his beloved country to find that for the first time in history, the capital city of Adro lies in the hands of a foreign invader. His son is missing, his allies are indistinguishable from his foes, and reinforcements are several weeks away.

An army divided…
With the Kez still bearing down upon them and without clear leadership, the Adran army has turned against itself. Inspector Adamat is drawn into the very heart of this new mutiny with promises of finding his kidnapped son.

All hope rests with one…
And Taniel Two-shot, hunted by men he once thought his friends, must safeguard the only chance Adro has of getting through this war without being destroyed…

THE AUTUMN REPUBLIC is the epic conclusion that began withPromise of Blood and The Crimson Campaign.

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THE DINOSAUR LORDS

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The Dinosaur Lords by Victor Milán.

Genre: Fantasy

Series: The Dinosaur Lords #1

Publisher: Tor Books (July 28, 2015)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 448 pages

My Rating: 3.5 stars

When The Dinosaur Lords was first announced back in 2015, the hype was palpable across the fantasy genre.  The concept, the book cover, and that endorsement from George R.R. Martin created expectations which rose into the stratosphere; every fantasy reader seeming to be dying to get their hands on this cross between Jurassic Park and Game of Thrones.

Then the novel was released.

Reviews were mixed.  Some loved it.  Some hated it.  Most naysayers felt  Victor Milán’s epic was too slow, too devoid of world building, too lacking in dinosaurs!  Even those who enjoyed this opening salvo in the series had some issues with the pacing and character development, among other things. And the majority of readers seemed to fall right in the middle of the two extremes, enjoying parts of the story but not falling in love with it.

As for me, I sat back when the novel was published and absorbed as many reviews as I could.  Naturally, the views of my favorite bloggers were most closely examined, but I also tried to understand everyone’s love or angst with the finished product.  And as I did this my expectations for the book changed, which was a stroke of good luck for me.  You see, that meant when I finally fit The Dinosaur Lords into my reading schedule, my expectations were close to normal; the hype for fantasy dinosaurs having cooled down somewhat; and I was able to appreciate this book for what it is: a solid — if not spectacular — introduction to an epic fantasy series which happens to incorporate dinosaurs into its narrative.

Opening with a flash, The Dinosaur Lords drops readers down into a huge battle between the Empire of Neuvaropa and rebellious nobles.  Here Count Jaume Llobregat, a young, dashing, warrior-poet fights for his Emperor along side his dinosaur knight brothers, as they prepare to find beauty in the horrors of war.  But even though his ideals are the most pure, Jaume finds loyalty to his betters calling upon him to do something very unchivalrous; his orders to aid the rebel Duke Falk von Hornberg in killing famed mercenary captain Karyl Bogomirskiy and destroying his legendary Triceratops corps.  This vile deed of betrayal weighing heavily on Jaume’s soul.

Back at the residence of the Emperor (not in the capital, because His Highness doesn’t like that drafty place at all), the imperial princess Melodía anxiously awaits her lover Jaume.  With the battle with the northern nobles won, she longs for him to finally return to court, not only for the comfort of his presence and the release of her pent up sexual frustrations, but also because she is slowly becoming aware that political machinations are brewing around her, especially since her father seems easily influenced by whomever bends his ear last.  The princess hopeful that Jaume’s calming presence might end the constant waxing of Duke Falk von Hornberg’s power as well as stifle the growing talk of a crusade against the Garden of Truth and Beauty in far off Providence.

Meanwhile, across the kingdom, the commoner named Rob Korrigan (who found himself playing an unexpected but significant role in Jaume’s betrayal of Karyl Bogomirskiy) finds himself hired to track down Karyl, who seems not to be quite as dead as everyone thought.  Rob’s task to convince the mercenary captain to travel to Providence, where they are to aid the Garden of Truth and Beauty in raising and training a fighting force to defend their lands from neighboring nobles bent of their total destruction.  Sounds simple, but Rob isn’t sure if this stranger is really the legendary Karyl, and even if he is, he must somehow talk him into taking up a lost cause.

But there is far more transpiring on the world of Paradise than just these petty royal rivalries or isolated conflicts.  Brief interludes in the narrative revealing that the Creators’ mysterious Grey Angels are watching the world very closely.  These supernatural being taking an interest in the outcome of everything for some obscure reason, waiting for the right time, the right moment, to reappear and deal out judgement and retribution upon the masses!

For me, The Dinosaur Lords was a fine introduction to Victor Milán’s world and its denizens.  It wasn’t perfect, didn’t reinvent the fantasy genre, and had its share of issues, but overall, it was an enjoyable read albeit a slow one at times.

Definitely, my favorite part of any story (including this one) is getting to know the characters I’ll be following along behind.  Certainly, I will like some more than others, but whatever there role is to be (hero, villain, bystander) I expect to be show their public and private faces, understand them enough to want to learn more about them.  And here I thought Victor Milán did a nice job showcasing each of his cast of colorful characters. From mysterious Karyl to spoiled Melodía, from noble Jaume to complex Falk, from dino lover Rob to perplexing Emperor Felipe, I met and grew to like or dislike each one of them in turn, allowing me to begin to take sides in the story as it unfolded, and while there was some truth to criticism that several seemed a bit overpowered, I chose to overlook that issue, trusting that Mr. Milán would correct that problem as the story evolved.

World building was the other area I really enjoyed here.  I personally found myself drawn into this eerily similar yet distinctly different 14th Century European culture.  The dynastic rivalries, political feuds, religious conflict, and overt Spanish cultural touches were a welcome change of pace from the more common British influenced fantasy I tend to see littering the bookshelves.  Certainly, Victor Milán could have devoted even more time to developing the culture of this place, revealed more of its confusing past (I mean, does anyone know if this is another world or another dimension at this point?), and filled in some of the grey areas about the current state of the Empire, but even though he did not do those things, I still felt the 14th Century Spanish environment was fertile fantasy ground, which he put to good use overall.

But what about the dinosaurs?  I hear some of you shouting out there.

Well, they are all here.  A plethora of dinosaurs fully integrated into the narrative, as they co-exist side-by-side with humans on this world called Paradise.  Naturally, there are many different kinds of dinos: domesticated breeds, who walk around as beasts of burden; wild dinos, who roam the countryside as ravaging beasts; even war dinosaur, who are raised to be mounts for the feared dinosaur knights of this world.  And, these later dinosaurs are really the stars of the show, for whenever they appear the spotlight is firmly on them; their fearsome nature, terrifying power, and overwhelming magnetism drawing the reading eye, turning every battle scene in The Dinosaur Lords into a must read.  Victor Milán’s writing ability shining its brightest when he describes these fearsome behemoths of war thundering across a field of battle, leaving all in their wake.  The only negative to this full integration of dinos into human society that, outside of the battles, these beasts fade into the background, as you forget they are there, because they are another part of daily life among these people, so while the author never fails to integrate them into the ongoing narrative, they are not anything for the characters to get excited about, just like people these days think nothing of handheld computers, drones, or any number of technological marvels that once would have caused quite an uproar in people.

The main criticism I have of this novel is the pacing of the story.  It is a slow moving affair for the most part.  Once the battle at the beginning ends, the narrative proceeds at a snail’s pace.  We have long speeches by characters we do not really know yet.  Conversations are drawn out a bit too far with too much internal monologue included.  Plots take forever to form.  Mysteries are hinted at over and over again.  Revelations about characters and events are slow in developing (if they ever come at all).  And the climaxes do not quite live up to the buildup.  These missteps resulting in The Dinosaur Lords being a book which steadily moves forward but seemingly never goes anywhere.

The other issue I had was the vulgarity and sex scenes.  Cursing doesn’t offend me.  (Unfortunately, I do it far too often in real life.)  I have had sex before, so I’m fairly familiar with how it works.  (Unfortunately, I don’t do that nearly as much as I’d like.)  These two things do bother me when all the cursing and sex do not seem to have much to do with the story that I am reading, however.  And there were moments in The Dinosaur Lords where I wondered if Victor Milán really needed to add that curse word or that sexual reference for the tale to progress forward.  My answer far too many times was no, which meant the only reason it was there was for shock effect.  I hate shock effect in writing.  I just do.  So this was a major problem for me personally.

The net outcome of all these positives and negatives is that I really enjoyed The Dinosaur Lords.  It had some issues here and there, which did slow down the fun, but I can’t resist dinosaurs in an epic fantasy.  I mean, Victor Milán has caught lightning in a bottle with this idea.  Whether he can make it live up to its tremendous potential hasn’t been determined yet, but he did enough in this book to send me back to the bookshelf to immediately read book two in the series.  And, for me, that is saying a lot.

I received this book from the publisher in exchange for a fair and honest review. I’d like to thank them for allowing me to receive this review copy and inform everyone that the review you have read is my opinion alone.

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TOP 5 WEDNESDAY:CHARACTERS I WOULDN’T WANT TO TRADE PLACES WITH

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Today, the guys in the Goodreads Top 5 Wednesday group had a great topic: Characters I Wouldn’t Want to Trade Places With!    

Great topic again this week, because who hasn’t daydreamed about trading places with your favorite book characters.  I know I have, especially in the past.  But there really are A LOT of characters who I would never, ever want to be for a second, because their lives are so damn awful most of the time.  And here are my top five picks.  Well, five spots anyway.  I had to find a way a way to squeeze them all into five spots, right?  🙂

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FALCIO VAL MOND5. Falcio val Mond

Sebastien de Castell’s Greatcoats series is one of my favorites of the moment.  The Three Musketeer-like camaraderie between the main characters, the swashbuckling daring-do of its heroes, and the constant agony that Falcio endures is a delight to read about, BUT I don’t ever want walk in Falcio’s boots for a single minute: this guy’s life is one long session in the torture chamber.  I’m not going to get into spoilers, but trust me, this guy needs a run of good luck SOON.

THE BUILDERS4. Anyone in The Builders

Daniel Polansky’s stunning tale of revenge with talking animals as our heroes and villains.  And, I really mean it when I say stunning; it is probably one of the most engrossing novellas I have ever read, one which took me completely by surprise and kept me turning pages deep into the night.  Even with that being said though, this isn’t a tale where all the endings are happy.  Nope, this is a story about justice and harsh reckoning, and as such, I have no desire to ever slip into any of these characters places and live through it.

 

 

twilight of the dragons3. Anyone in Rage of Kings or Blood Dragon Empire by Andy Remic

I’ve grown to be a big fan of Mr. Remic’s brand of grimdark; it combines brutal and graphic violence with humor.  Naturally, from that description, you’ve probably already guessed the characters go through some fairly harrowing circumstances throughout their stories.  That isn’t half of it though.  The heroes here are generally pretty despicable people to begin with, and after they go through hell and back, they are even more mentally screwed up than before.  So, needless to say, I don’t want any part of swapping bodies with any of these guys.

 

beyond redemption2. Anyone in Manifest Delusions

Michael R. Fletcher really flashed some amazing creativity with this exquisite tale of mayhem and magic.  I mean, the whole damn world is one huge madhouse!  Literally.  Everyone here is crazy as hell.  What makes it worse is that the more delusional you are the greater your magic, so you can bring your mad ravings to life by morphing reality around your madness.  Which means everyone and everything might or might not be what they appear.  And the characters all go through horrid, emotional trauma dealing with all this shite all the time.  So, hell no, I don’t want to go anywhere near these characters — outside of reading about them in the next book in the series.

 

1. Anyone in A Song of Ice and Firegame-of-thrones-cast-season-1

 

We’ve read the books.  We’ve watched the HBO series.  We know that none of these guys are safe from episode to episode.  And their fates have been pretty damn horrible when it has come upon them, so all of you understand my reluctance to switch places with any of these guys.  I mean, what if I end up in a certain character’s shoes before his/her date with torture or death.  No, I can’t take that chance, nor do I want to.  George R.R. Martin’s has written a legendary story so far, but he has also taught me I do not want to go anywhere near Westeros.

 

 

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WAITING ON WEDNESDAY — A CITY DREAMING

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Waiting on Wednesday is a meme hosted by Breaking the Spine to let readers share their excitement for books coming out soon, and the novel I’m eagerly awaiting is . . .

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a-city-dreamingA City Dreaming by  Daniel Polansky

Genre: Urban Fantasy

Series: Stand Alone

Publisher: Regan Arts (October 4, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 304 pages

 

A powerful magician returns to New York City and reluctantly finds himself in the middle of a war between the city’s two most powerful witches.

“It would help if you did not think of it as magic. M certainly had long ceased to do so.”

M is an ageless drifter with a sharp tongue, few scruples, and the ability to bend reality to his will, ever so slightly. He’s come back to New York City after a long absence, and though he’d much rather spend his days drinking artisanal beer in his favorite local bar, his old friends—and his enemies—have other plans for him. One night M might find himself squaring off against the pirates who cruise the Gowanus Canal; another night sees him at a fashionable uptown charity auction where the waitstaff are all zombies. A subway ride through the inner circles of hell? In M’s world, that’s practically a pleasant diversion.

Before too long, M realizes he’s landed in the middle of a power struggle between Celise, the elegant White Queen of Manhattan, and Abilene, Brooklyn’s hip, free-spirited Red Queen, a rivalry that threatens to make New York go the way of Atlantis. To stop it, M will have to call in every favor, waste every charm, and blow every spell he’s ever acquired—he might even have to get out of bed before noon.

Enter a world of Wall Street wolves, slumming scenesters, desperate artists, drug-induced divinities, pocket steampunk universes, and demonic coffee shops. M’s New York, the infinite nexus of the universe, really is a city that never sleeps—but is always dreaming.

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TEASER TUESDAY

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Teaser Tuesday is a meme held over at Books and a Beat.

To participate, all you have to do is:

• Grab your current read

• Open to a random page

• Share at least two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

• Share the title & author, too, so that other Teaser Tuesday participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

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everfairEverfair by Nisi Shawl

Genre: Alternate History / Historical Fantasy / Steampunk

Series: Stand Alone 

Publisher: Tor (September 6, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter 

Length: 384 pages

“I come before you on this evening to tell of an evil in a far-off land which is yet nonetheless present here in this room, in our very midst,” the man began.  Evidently a practiced orator, he nourished the flame he had lit without vain expenditure of air, without ever seeming to raise his voice.  And still it filled that room, and the ears of his audience, at least eight hundred by Jackie’s best estimate.  Their ears, and their hearts as well.  He accused none of them of committing this crime, as he termed it, against humanity.  Accused none but implicated all.

“Yes, I repeat, a crime against humanity!  Are we blacks not men?  Our skin is dusky, but our blood runs as red and salt as that of any fairer race.

“Picture yourselves, then, in the circumstances of these poor Negroes of the Congo.  You who toil here in Europe for wages which permit you a bare living, a bare hope of something more for your offspring, imagine if you were to receive nothing.  Imagine if you were beaten, threatened with death, if your dear wives were ravished from your sides and kept in prison till you had satisfied your employers’ impossible demands.  Imagine, then, if you failed to meet them.”

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GUEST POST: ANDY REMIC

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Today, I’m excited to welcome back Andy Remic to Bookwraiths!  (Yeah, he actually came back a second time.  You can read his first post World Building, if you like.)

Mr. Remic has been exciting fans of tough, in-your-face speculative fiction for quite some time now; my first introduction to his work was the grimdark duology (The Iron Wolves – The White Towers) and the follow up series The Blood Dragon Empire, which started out with the tour de force The Dragon Engine and recently continued with Twilight of the Dragons. So, without any further talking by me, I’ll turn the floor over to Andy Remic.

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WRITING HUMOR IN GRIMDARK

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ANDY REMIC

theironwolvesWhen I started writing, my inspirations were predominantly David Gemmell, Iain M. Banks, Terry Pratchett and Phil K. Dick. All these writers employed humour, to varying degrees, in their superb work. I have always believed that I have a wicked sense of humour (yeah, right). It followed, then, that when I wrote – in whatever capacity – I would simply find humour in certain dialogues, or situations, and exploit that humour. I couldn’t help it. It was just there. Hollywood are happy to make comedies about funerals, I’m happy to employ humour in my writing, whether that be SF, thrillers or dark fantasy. Often, the darkest subjects are those most prone to offering a humorous context.

 

My very first novel, Spiral, published by Orbit Books in 2003, had elements of humour. If truth be told, it was a very dark novel – and yet there came the odd moment where I could slip in a wry joke or observation – just stuff that made me chuckle in some way. I’d tried my hand at writing comedic fantasy in the past (much to the chagrin of my then-editor, Dorothy Lumley of the Dorian Literary Agency, who steered me well clear of this sub-genre dominated by Sir Terry) but then, even when I wrote the straight stuff, the violent stuff, the bloody stuff, there always seemed to be some odd moment of humour presenting itself, and I just could not resist. Maybe my brain is wired wrong – or maybe it’s wired right. I expect that’s up to the reader to determine.

 

THE DRAGON ENGINEMy embedded “humour” reached an all-time high in a novel called Biohell, published by Solaris Books in 2006. When Combat K veteran Franco Haggis, (himself, a reasonably humorous character, I surmised – somebody who, when entering a bar, and was asked, “What would you like to drink?” would survey said bar, grin a toothy grin, and retort, “Everything!”) – well, when Franco married his tax-inspector girlfriend, Mel, who then transmogrified into an eight-foot zombie super-soldier whom Franco had to lead around on a chain leash… I was in my element. Unfortunately, the critics did not agree with my humour in this book. And thus, I learned, a more subtle approach was necessary.

 
That’s not to say I forced humour. I never planned it. But, for example, in Soul Stealers (Book II of the Clockwork Vampire Chronicles published by Angry Robot), when Kell (gruff, violent axeman granddad searching for his kidnapped granddaughter), and Saark (lace-ruffed, powder-puffed, hedonistic, priapic bisexual dandy) argue over the killing and plucking of chickens, or when Saark becomes overly-fond of a donkey called Mary – it was a gentle humour which amused me greatly and, I hope, added an extra layer of depth to my characters – a reality, I should say. For, do we not all find humour in everyday events and people? Are not most Facebook posts an attempt to be humorous in some way? Is Saark, refusing to kill chickens, and complaining mightily about it when ordered to do so by an elderly axeman, not gently amusing?

 
In my latest novel, Twilight of the Dragons, follow-up to the very-well-received The Dragon Engine, both published by Angry Robot, there are moments of humour which developed genuinely from the situations the twilight of the dragonscharacters found themselves in – and are inherently true to the natures of the characters involved. For example, Narnok the Axeman (himself a star from an earlier novel called The Iron Wolves), stubborn, tough-as-a-coffin-nail, angry, bed-tempered, when confronted by a snarky, violent, psychopathic dragon named Volak (whom could easily bite off his head) replies to the question, “What is your name, tiny human?” with the (quite logical, for his nature, I reasoned) with, “I’m Narnok. Don’t forget it. It’s a name I’m going to carve on your arse”. Well, to me, this was humour derived from a moment of peril. It was a candle in the dark. It was a smile at a funeral when one remembers a particularly humorous trait of a lost loved-one. Ultimately, it was the middle-finger of humanity raised against aggression when faced by insurmountable odds. Humour, yes, but highlighting that iron streak in human nature which I find so appealing.

I think my Grimdark humour is a representation of real life. An attempt to make things more real. I hope readers find it enjoyable.

Cheers!
Andy Remic. 07.09.2016.

Twilight of the Dragons, published by Angry Robot Books, is out now.

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Andy Remic Promo Photo (3)Author Bio:

Andy Remic is a British writer with a love of ancient warfare, mountain climbing and sword fighting. Once a member of the Army of Iron, he has since retired from a savage world of blood-oil magick and gnashing vachines, and works as an underworld smuggler of rare dog-gems in the seedy districts of Falanor. In his spare time, he writes out his fantastical adventures

Get closer to the mayhem at his Website or Twitter.

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FUNDAY MONDAY, OR THE BOOKS THAT WILL HELP ME SURVIVE THE WEEK AHEAD (SEPTEMBER 19, 2016)

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The work week begins. I quickly slip into my business suit and head back into the office to save a few innocent people. But while I try to fool myself into being excited about the grind, deep down, I’m not, so I’m going to escape dreary reality by reading some great books.

Only positive thoughts this week, as I try to keep churning along with my reading.  Wish me luck.

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everfairEverfair by Nisi Shawl

Genre: Alternate History / Historical Fantasy / Steampunk

Series: Stand Alone 

Publisher: Tor (September 6, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter 

Length: 384 pages

 

Everfair is a wonderful Neo-Victorian alternate history novel that explores the question of what might have come of Belgium’s disastrous colonization of the Congo if the native populations had learned about steam technology a bit earlier. Fabian Socialists from Great Britian join forces with African-American missionaries to purchase land from the Belgian Congo’s “owner,” King Leopold II. This land, named Everfair, is set aside as a safe haven, an imaginary Utopia for native populations of the Congo as well as escaped slaves returning from America and other places where African natives were being mistreated.

Shawl’s speculative masterpiece manages to turn one of the worst human rights disasters on record into a marvelous and exciting exploration of the possibilities inherent in a turn of history. Everfair is told from a multiplicity of voices: Africans, Europeans, East Asians, and African Americans in complex relationships with one another, in a compelling range of voices that have historically been silenced. Everfair is not only a beautiful book but an educational and inspiring one that will give the reader new insight into an often ignored period of history.

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navigators-of-duneNavigators of Dune by Brian Herbert & Kevin J. Anderson

Genre: Science Fiction – Space Opera

Series: Schools of Dune #3

Publisher: Tor (September 13, 2016)

Authors Information: Website | Twitter Herbert
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Length: 416 pages

 

Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson’s Navigators of Dune is the climactic finale of the Great Schools of Dune trilogy, set 10,000 years before Frank Herbert’s classic Dune.

The story line tells the origins of the Bene Gesserit Sisterhood and its breeding program, the human-computer Mentats, and the Navigators (the Spacing Guild), as well as a crucial battle for the future of the human race, in which reason faces off against fanaticism. These events have far-reaching consequences that will set the stage for Dune, millennia later.

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AQUAMAN, VOL. 7: EXILED

guest-post2Today, I’m happy to have my son, Connor, return to the blog for yet another of his graphic novel reviews.  Thankfully, this is becoming something of a regular occasion, and I personally will be enjoying it for as long as it lasts.

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Aquaman, Vol. 7: Exiled by Cullen Bunn

Genre: Superhero Comics

Series: Aquaman #7 (New 52)

Publisher: DC Comics (April 26, 2016)

Author Information: Website | Twitter

Length: 200 pages

Connor’s Rating: 4 stars

 

I admit it: Aquaman can get pretty confusing.  You really have to read the whole series to get what is going on.  Since this is me and my dad’s favorite comic series, we know what is happening, but I feel like new readers need to know this might not be the best graphic novel to get into Aquaman.  Don’t take that to mean I didn’t like this book, because I did, a lot actually.

aquaman-7-42Aquaman: Exiled is about people from another dimension coming to earth, but they are destroying the world (Atlantis and everything else) in the process.  This causes lots of problems besides the obvious, mainly that the Atlanteans want to stop the crisis by destroying the other dimension, but Aquaman disagrees, wanting to, at least, save the innocent people from there.  Things getting heated, as most of Atlantis and even Queen Mera turn on our hero.  But, with the help of some new friends, Aquaman tries to make his plan work.

aquaman-7-46Like I said earlier, Aquaman is my favorite comic.  I love the character, love his life both above the sea and below it.  Mera is cool.  And the stories have kept me interested.  Sure, it can get confusing sometimes, but never so bad that I couldn’t understand what was happening.  Exiled really gave me everything that I wanted in a comic — except for the art.

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Art isn’t everything in a comic.  The story is the main thing I look for, but I really, really hate it when the art changes in the middle of a story.  When the art styles are completely different, then I hate it even more.  And here that is what happened.  Right in the middle, the art completely changed, and it really, really did not work for me.

Well, I hope you liked this review, and I want to encourage everyone to give Aquaman a try.  I use to think he was lame to, but he really isn’t.  If you give the New 52 Aquaman a try, I think you would like him as well.

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CHARMS OF THE FEYKIN

Return to Windemere in Charms of the Feykin!

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

Cover Art by Jason Pedersen

To make a champion fall, one must wound their very soul.

Nyx is leading the charge to rescue Delvin and Sari, who have gone missing in the southern jungles of Windemere. Battling through the local predators, the champions are surprised when they reunite in the Feykin city of Rhundar. Instead of captives, the missing heroes have become the city’s rulers and are on the verge of starting a war with those that want to exterminate their new followers. Even with such a noble cause, Delvin and Sari have changed into brutal warlords that may kill each other and their friends long before they step onto the battlefield.

Have Delvin and Sari really changed for the worst or is there a greater threat pulling the champions’ strings?

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Excerpt: Broken Bonds

Sari draws two daggers and sprints at Luke, slashing at his sabers in an attempt to cut his hands as he unsheathes his weapons. Instead, the forest tracker unclips the scabbards from his belt and spreads his arms to avoid the gypsy’s attack. The swords still sheathed, he does his best to deflect his former friend’s strikes while harmlessly smacking her in the sides. When a dagger slices his arm, Luke kicks out to knock Sari back. A hint of a grin on her face causes him to slow his attack, his foot aching as it bounces off her immovable body. Knowing he has to trick her, the half-elf runs backwards to get the gypsy to charge. Before she falls behind, the warrior lets her gradually catch up while remaining out of slashing range. Once Luke reaches the riverbank, he lunges forward and aims a swing at the sprinting woman’s knee. Forced to decide between taking a blow that would surely break bone or risk a similar injury by turning her power on while running, Sari tries to twist out of the way. She lands on her back at the forest tracker’s feet and curses when he pins her arms by jamming his sabers against her wrists.

Before Luke can tell the gypsy to stop struggling, an arm of water bursts from the river and bats him away. Phelan leaps out of the rapids and sprints at the prone warrior, his daggers lengthened by keenly edged liquid. The weapons sink into the muddy earth when their target rolls away, the ringing of drawn steel revealing that the champion is no longer restraining himself. With a flurry of stabs and slashes, the half-elf drives his new opponent back and whittles away at the watery daggers. Trying not to kill the Feykin, Luke delivers an echoing hilt punch to Phelan’s head every time the other warrior attempts a counterattack. Faced with the full speed and skill of the agile forest tracker, the outclassed hunter has various watery weapons fly out of the river. None of them hit the champion, who remains close enough to continue his barrage of muscle-rattling strikes.

Ducking to the side, Luke slashes at the other man’s exposed flank in what he hopes will be a crippling, but non-lethal, blow. The saber clangs off a patch of icy armor and a freezing tremor makes the half-elf’s arm go numb. A searing pain erupts from his lower back and he whirls around, the motion preventing Sari’s dagger from doing more than a long cut across his side. His first saber swings an inch over her head, but his second weapon leaves a gash up the middle of her chin. Enraged by the pain, the gypsy moves out of Luke’s reach and summons a massive hammer of water. She freezes the forest tracker’s feet to the ground before he can move, which allows the large weapon to connect. It repeatedly comes down on the warrior, breaking several ribs and one of his arms. Sheathing his sabers and remaining on the ground, the half-elf draws the stiletto and hurls it into Sari’s thigh. A look of shock is on her face and she stares at Luke’s battered form as if seeing such injuries for the first time.

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About the Author:

Charles Yallowitz was born and raised on Long Island, NY, but he has spent most of his life wandering his own imagination in a blissful haze. Occasionally, he would return from this world for the necessities such as food, showers, and Saturday morning cartoons. One day he returned from his imagination and decided he would share his stories with the world. After his wife decided that she was tired of hearing the same stories repeatedly, she convinced him that it would make more sense to follow his dream of being a fantasy author. So, locked within the house under orders to shut up and get to work, Charles brings you Legends of Windemere. He looks forward to sharing all of his stories with you, and his wife is happy he finally has someone else to play with.

Blog: www.legendsofwindemere.com
Twitter: @cyallowitz
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Website: www.charleseyallowitz.com

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